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Draw Details for February 9 2024

Lotto Numbers Drawn

12
15
5
26

Prize Value Winners
Jackpot
Match 4 numbers to win/share.    
€ 14,000.00 0

There was no Jackpot winner this week with the Jackpot standing at €14,000. The winner of the Lucky Dip for €25 was Joanna Fortune. Congratulations Joanna.

 

Groaner of the Week:

A string walks into a pub and the barman goes, "Sorry, we don't serve strings here."

The string walks out all sad and defeated, then has a great idea. He ties himself in a bow, cuts off his ends to look all pretty, and struts back into the bar.

The barman looks at him and goes, "Hey, aren't you that string I turned away before?" and the string goes, "Nope! I'm a frayed knot!"

 

Riddle of the Week:

Last week’s riddle was:  What is black when it’s clean but white when it’s dirty?

Answer: A chalk blackboard

 

This week’s riddle:

I sound like one letter but I’m written with three?

Seanfhocail na Seachtain:

“Léim choiligh ar charn aoiligh.”

“A cock’s jump on a dung hill.”

(Someone who brags about a worthless achievement)

This or That:

Pick between the two items below and see if you’re right. Afterall you have a 50/50 chance:

Last week’s ‘This or That’ was:

True or false, the average brain generates enough electricity that it could power a microwave?

Answer: : False. The average brain generates between 15 and 25 watts of electricity (when awake). This is enough to power an energy efficient light bulb but a microwave needs a lot more. Consider it a ‘lightbulb moment.’

This Week’s ‘This or That’:

Which came first, sharks or trees?

 

On This Day: On this day in 1983 the racehorse Shergar is kidnapped and never seen again.

 

Brain Teasers:

Last week’s brain teaser was: 14 kids in the class are girls. 8 of the kids wear blue shirts. 2 of the kids are neither girls or wear a blue shirt. If 5 of the kids are girls who wear blue shirts, how many kids are in the class?

Answer:  19

This week’s Brain Teaser:  

The water level in a reservoir is low but doubles every day. It takes 60 days to fill the reservoir. How long does it take for the reservoir to become half full?

Focal na Seachtain:

In focal na seachtain I have included a word or phrase that you can try and bring into your speech during the week to help build up the ‘cupla focal.’

How was your day?

Conas a bhí do lá? (Munster)

Cén chaoi a raibh do lá? (Connaught)

Cad é mar a bhí do lá? (Ulster)

Tales of Ó Muireartaigh: The commentaries of Michael Ó M are the stuff of legend.

“Joe Healy’s not a big man, Joe’s not a small man, Joe’s what you might call a handy man...”

 

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